Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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