O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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