Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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