I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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