i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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