I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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