Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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