My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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