I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
