Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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