How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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