i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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