Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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