And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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