the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
this boner is exhausting
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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