these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
