Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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