I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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