I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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