I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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