Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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