You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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