when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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