she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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