I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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