it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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