Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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