I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We need to rekindle our bromance
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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