Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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