You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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