I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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