He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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