I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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