im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There r osticjed everywhere
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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