Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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