just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I deserve this hangover.
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