So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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