But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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