Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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