You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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