So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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