i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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