And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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