I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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