billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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