Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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