stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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