Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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