I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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