just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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