so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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