Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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