marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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